First, Charlie Sheen disses his Jewish ex-boss, “Two And A Half Man” creator Chuck Lorre, by calling him “Chaim Levine,” and allegedly texts his Jewish manager, calling him a “stoopid jew pig,” Then, when the Abe Foxmans of the world there start kvetching about Charlie’s anti-Semitic ways, the actor notes that his most recent ex-wife, Brooke Mueller, is half-Jewish and claims that his mom, Janet Templeton, is Jewish.
Now the latest Jewish angle on America’s favorite trainwreck is that he has reportedly hired Israeli military vets as round-the-clock security guards. Last weekend, the guards were hired after a meshugah fan, David Pack of Kansas City, Kan., broke into Charlie’s house, stunning The Sheenster and his entourage while relaxing the pool. Mr. Pack was arrested for trespassing.
When does it end, Charlie? Can’t ol’ Jeb Bartlett talk some sense into that boy?


