Boy, you know you’re really a big screw-up when a) you irk Donald Trump, and b) you get “FIRED!” even before you start a job.
The Donald recently offered Rachel Uchitel, best known as Tiger Woods’ mistress no. 1, a coveted spot on the next season of the hit NBC show “The Celebrity Apprentice.”
But the never-so-tactful Trump told TMZ he rescinded the offer – which Rachel had called “awesome” and accepted—when discovering that the nubile Miss Uchitel also agreed recently to appear on the show “Celebrity Rehab.”
“It’s a terrible decision,” said Trump. “We have zero interest in her now. … Look at what `Celebrity Apprentice’ did for Piers Morgan. He’s getting Larry King’s job. She made a bad mistake.
“`Celebrity Apprentice’ is a huge show and `Celebrity Rehab’ is not. I have 10 people who want to be on the show for every slot that’s available. I’m moving on.”
Don’t dis The Donald.

