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Comments (0)Believe it or not, one of the people defending Charlie Sheen right now is Roseanne Barr, someone you don’t actually want defending you when the chips are down.
In a series of Sheen-like blog rants on her website, Rosie praises Sheen and takes shots at Chuck “Chaim” Lorre, the former “Roseanne” writer/producer with whom Sheen has been sparring.
“Charlie is not on drugs, though he can get them from the porn star goddesses that come and go, but his urine shows clean,” she wrote. “i think charlie is in a manic high, and is unable to get any drugs to bring him down anymore—his tiger blood statement is from that ‘eye of the tiger’ focus that manics have. Manics can really work hard and play hard at the same time, until they hit a wall, and then they are in bed and depressed for a long time, so they start taking drugs again to get energy to work. Charlie, take a break dude.”
Of Lorre, creator of “Two and a Half Men,” from which Sheen was recently fired, Barr wrote, “…those [expletive] chuck lorre lines could choke a [expletive] horse, and render any actor who recites them stone cold soul dead. No grown man could really look himself in the mirror knowing that he delivers [expletive] jokes and adolescent sniggering over breasts and women’s body parts lines to the Tea partier types who are big fans of Chuck’s hilarious hijinx.”
Of Sheen getting fired, she wrote, “He must have felt humiliated, caring about our country’s takeover by [expletive] artists, but prevented from ever speaking about it or mentioning it on any televised or internet media. I’ll bet he just tried to mask his shame by crackin’ out.”
Sounds like she knows what she’s talking about.